'Fake' versus 'Real', The Baby Crib

As a single guy hangin' at THE GATE, BAR MARMONT, and SKY BAR years ago, you could swear this was the most difficult decision you would ever face; outside of whether the Over/Under is the best way to go on any given MNF mathcup ('If you do not know what 'MNF' signifies, you may be in the wrong place'). 'How things change'.

GOOD NEWS: We have purchased the crib. 'Ya baby!' BAD NEWS: In addition to the 10-12 week wait, the folks at the company are on are a two week hiatus.

'Not to digress'. Now I am faced with what the sales associates say could be the biggest decision of my life as of yet: 'COIL' versus 'FOAM'. My associate says, 'Coil, of course, the more, the better. Foam is only for Grandma's House'. Yet when I contact the customer service representative at Seely, who happens to be a 'Grandma' for not less than 13 grandchildren, she stands by 'Foam' for everyday use.

Could this be the decision that kept me from becoming a rocket scientist? or will keep my son from winning the Heisman?